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Introducing Boy Zero the newest model from Botsmile Co! The bestest friend you'll ever have!

Age: ALL NEW! LATEST MODEL! BOTSMILE CO GUARANTEED circa 1975!

Gender: Boy

Weight: Zero...?

Likes: You his bestest friend, his all new Boy Zero Accessories, his fellow Botsmile Co Friends collect them all!

Dislikes: When you don't buy all his accessories, not being able to reach things, the inescapable reality of entropy that awaits all living things